{"id":4982,"date":"2018-08-15T17:25:29","date_gmt":"2018-08-15T15:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/?p=4982"},"modified":"2018-08-15T08:57:06","modified_gmt":"2018-08-15T06:57:06","slug":"hohe-zeh-weh-werte-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/?p=4982","title":{"rendered":"Hohe Zeh-Weh-Werte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Es rei\u00dft nicht ab bei uns: Neles Gipsarm nervt sie schon seit fast drei Wochen, nun habe ich mir den kleinen Zeh gebrochen.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4980\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4980\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4980 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/P8141338-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/P8141338-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/P8141338-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/P8141338.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4980\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Der Korn\u00e4hrenverband der Klinik war meinen Kindern nicht spektakul\u00e4r genug, also wurde selber nachgewickelt<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Dazu f\u00e4llt mir immer einer meiner Lieblingswitze ein:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Petrus hilft Gott bei der Erschaffung des Menschen:<\/p>\n<p>Petrus: &#8222;Ist der gut so?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Gott: &#8222;Mach noch an jeden Fu\u00df einen kleinen Zeh!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Petrus: &#8222;Wof\u00fcr?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Gott: &#8222;F\u00fcr die M\u00f6bel!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Petrus: &#8222;Wie? F\u00fcr die M\u00f6bel?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Gott: &#8222;Vertrau mir. Das wird lustig&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ich habe damit Omas Sofa trotz widriger Lichtverh\u00e4ltnisse geortet &#8211; und wieder jemanden zum Lachen gebracht&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es rei\u00dft nicht ab bei uns: Neles Gipsarm nervt sie schon seit fast drei Wochen, nun habe ich mir den kleinen Zeh gebrochen&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4980,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[57],"class_list":["post-4982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rabenmutter","tag-gesundheit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/P8141338.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fernwehkinder.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}